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itsalwayssunny: Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 08:39:29 -0500

Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!

(submitted by fortruthisalwaysstrange)

illustratedexample: sunday: KITTEN MITTONS I won’t be doing...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:20:29 -0500

illustratedexample:

sunday:

KITTEN MITTONS

I won’t be doing anything today besides watching this .gif

I never post these animated things because they are annoying but …

KITTEN MITTENS!!!

danhacker: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - A Very Sunny...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 13:18:00 -0500

danhacker:

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - A Very Sunny Christmas

Everyone, I think we have a new Christmas special classic on our hands.

I have a very strict “nothing Christmas until after Thanksgiving” rule (one exception: Starbucks holiday drinks are allowed), but I am buying this when it comes out Nov. 17th and watching it over and over and over again …

Firefox add-on puts "dislike" option on Facebook posts

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 23:16:11 -0500

Firefox add-on puts "dislike" option on Facebook posts: markyb: cvxn: Other people have to install...

acewepeel: sharpytoe: Friends helping friends Fake What are...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:04:05 -0500

acewepeel:

sharpytoe:

Friends helping friends

Fake

What are those things in the background? Turtles? Or ducks? I think they’re turtles … why are there so many turtles?

The first minute of this episode of Always Sunny is the best minute of television programming ever.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:02:32 -0500

EVER.

I just saw a commercial for a WINDOWS phone?!

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:48:33 -0500

Hahahaha what is that? Hahahaha … that totally must have been a joke, no one would buy a...

OKAY I DELETED THAT POST BECAUSE I HATE "REBLOG" POSTS

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 21:30:21 -0500

mattgorman: hammerito: But I hate Catcher in the Rye with the fire of 10,000 suns. “Ohhh I’m so...

Apple ouvre son premier Apple Store français à Paris le samedi 7 novembre

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:11:34 -0500

Apple ouvre son premier Apple Store français à Paris le samedi 7 novembre: The first Apple Store in...

Just throwing it out there ...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:58:23 -0500

I will pay someone $1 million to destroy all copies of that freaking Black Eyed Peas song. Oh. My....

Um, I need to stop talking to myself while writing this memo.

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:52:24 -0500

I’m freaking myself out. Even though Eli is right next to me … I guess I could just...

theloveyturtle: Amsterdam. Next trip? flickr If I study...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:46:01 -0500

theloveyturtle:

Amsterdam. Next trip? flickr

If I study abroad next summer my mom and I are going to do a little European adventure beforehand … I would loveeee to go to Amsterdam, but for some reason I feel like I would miss out on uh, some of it’s … charm … if I went with my mom.

wildcraw: Cat and laundry Your cat is a less fuzzy version of...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:12:57 -0500

wildcraw:

Cat and laundry

Your cat is a less fuzzy version of Eli! I’m actually surprised Eli has never tried to jump on my washer/dryer. Probably because they are loud and he’s a wimp.

I went to an "exam prep" workshop tonight.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:51:30 -0500

It was taught by a former professor at my school who has been giving this same workshop for 35 years...

I'm Eli's hero.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:03:28 -0500

I just rescued his favorite toy from underneath the ottoman. I guess it’s been under it all...

They went to great lengths to explain how there's no sound in space

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:55:00 -0500

mattgorman: And to show what “a real space battle would look and sound like.” And they show a...

Um, did we have Daylight Savings again today?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:06:19 -0500

Because I fell asleep on the couch with Eli watching 30 Rock … and when I woke up it was like...

Just bought my floppy disk drive so I can take my exams (4 weeks, ahhh!). I don’t remember the...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:28:57 -0500

Just bought my floppy disk drive so I can take my exams (4 weeks, ahhh!). I don’t remember the...

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Kitten...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 23:03:29 -0500

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Kitten Mittens!

I’ve been waiting for the kitten mittens episode all season - Thursday at 10pm!

siristar: This is the hallway right in front of my door. Three...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 21:38:56 -0500

siristar:

This is the hallway right in front of my door. Three fans and one giant dehumidifier and notice how they have quarantined me off? There is another fan in my actual apartment. Yeah, trying to sleep sucks.

Whoa, that’s really ugly carpet.