February 2010
I'm pretty sure they've given out less than 10...
Why am I watching this? Who is this? What’s going on?
Off Topic (from the Grammys):
Eli is playing with a highlighter under my desk. Like, really playing with this highlighter as if it’s the most fun game ever invented for cats in the history of the world. Part of me wants to take it away from him so he doesn’t break it and you know, get highlighter all over my apartment. But really, it’s nice to have him occupied with something and not bothering me. So I think...
Um, 30 seconds of Living on a Prayer?
Lame. I’m highly disappointed Jon Bon Jovi. Highly disappointed.
Gaga and Elton John still win.
Ok, it's Bon Jovi time.
Now we’re talking, Grammys.
Speaking of Ryan Seacrest ...
It’s pretty cool 2 of the 5 people singing right now are products of American Idol. That means … something … right?
This is giving me a headache.
On so many levels.
I love the Ryan Seacrest.
It’s ok, go ahead and unfollow me. I’m not ashamed.
I love the Ryan Seacrest.
It’s ok, go ahead and unfollow me. I’m not ashamed.
“These are the Social Media Rockstars. They make sites like Twitter!”
– How we’ve been introduced to pretty much everyone here (via thegrammys)
The Grammys are such a freak show.
Case in point: The Black Eyed Peas.
Confession:
I cannot tell Gwen Stefani and Pink apart. I have NO idea who is who. They are the same person to me.
EDIT: GROSS I don’t want to see this! Naked Pink/Gwen Stefani whoever you are. Ew.
Did Beyonce just cover Alanis Morissette?
percepto:
“Music”, you’re officially dead to me.
I just recently watched the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Alanis played a benefit concert in a neck brace. And yeah, that was all I could think about during Beyonce’s cover. That was a really boring performance too. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but they set the bar pretty high with Lady Gaga and Elton John, the rest...
topherchris:
Green Day is a much larger band than I remember.
Word. That was the most boring 5 minutes of TV ever. I wish I was exaggerating.
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Wait, WTF?
They made a BROADWAY musical about American Idiot? Um, that’s idiotically stupid. What the hell is this? Ugh, I hate Green Day.
EDIT: I mean, what is this show (the Broadway show, I mean) about? Angsty people singing crappy songs? DUMB. Where’s Gaga and Elton John, that was much better than this crap.
Elton John and Lady Gaga?
What is going on? I need a drink, I can’t handle this …
January 2010
FREEZING!
So cold in Tally today. Eli has the right idea and it sleeping underneath the warmth of my desk lamp while I do my homework.
The Gang Gets Whacked Part 1
Charlie: We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home, if you follow me.
Guy: No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about…
Charlie: These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away.
Guy: I don't get what the hell you're talking about...
Charlie: All right, these are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder, and you snort them up through your nose, and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Colombia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with propane.
Guy: So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?
So I bought this bottle of wine because I needed...
I used a half cup or whatever, and put it in the fridge. But today, every time I’ve opened the fridge, I’ve knocked it over. So I think I’m just going to drink it so it stops driving me crazy. That’s totally legit, right?
I've been very Martha Stewart today.
I made the most amazing cashew chicken to save for leftovers during the week (seriously, I think it’s better than any that you get at a restaurant) and for dinner tonight I made risotto with peas and zucchini. Also amazing.
arrowsandaccolades:
Landed // Ben Folds
OK.
Dude, Canada. I just saw a commercial for Coors Light. About the Olympics or something. But the only thing I could focus on was that Peterman (from Seinfeld, duh) was doing the voiceover. I don’t really have anything to say about that except that’s another point towards your awesomeness.
Plus, the Oilers play by play guy has a really soothing voice. I’ve almost fallen asleep 12...
Oh, and in case you were wondering.
This (Molson) commercial just told me that Canada has more square feet of awesomeness that any nation on earth. Ha.
I don’t know why I’m being so mean tonight, I like Canada! I’m going to blame it on my bad mood. Really though, Canada, you are awesome.
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Ugh, I have the Edmonton feed on Center Ice...
This picture quality is horrible, it has a green tint to it. I miss Darren Pang. Plus, they’re trying to pretend the Oilers don’t suck which is just sad to listen to.
vinh asked: Tell me about your fear of sea creatures. I guess I can count you out for watching my back should a giant squid ever attack me.
I'm in an icky mood.
Tell me a story.
I fell down when I got out of bed this morning.
Apparently my leg was asleep. Awkward.
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I'm so glad Obama is waiting until after American...
Because really, what’s more important than watching mildly talented people / freaks and losers sing for Simon Cowell?
Before I get to talking about the iPad ...
I don’t know how many of you guys have seen Up in the Air … but you know how George Clooney has to go around and take pictures in front of landmarks with the cutout picture? I totally saw a guy taking a picture in front of the Florida state capitol building with a cutout picture when I was driving home today.
Pretty pretty pretty strange …
NBC picks up pilot...by Conan? →
mindgrapes:
Weird. Anyone remember his Andy Barker, PI with Andy Richter? I loved that show! I swear, if they had made that an hour long it would have been a huge hit. Well at least enough of a hit to stay on for more than 6 episodes.
(Side note: This is two Finke links for me today. No more, Kurt, no more!)
Weird. I wonder how long it will take them to cancel it and replace it with another...
Damn you Comcast!
My cable is going out every 5 seconds. Like it plays for 5 seconds and then goes out for 5 seconds. My router keeps restarting on its own so my internet is all screwy.
What is going on???? Ugh.
What am I doing tonight?
Oh, just reading about murder for Criminal Law class. Then I’m going to watch the last two episodes of season 4 of Dexter. Then I’m going to fall asleep and have horrible nightmares tonight.
So yeah, the usual.
Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.' Is that the door you're talking about?
Charlie: No, I was talking about . . I didn't say . . what'd you hear?
Dennis: I heard you say you saw a door marked 'Pirate'.
Charlie: No, that's not what I said. Look, are we gonna talk about pirates all day or are we gonna find out what lives in here?
Steve Jobs Says Apple Tablet “Will Be The Most... →
2 days!
“One of my proudest moments for a One to One. I helped a lady delete her...”
– My former coworker at Apple, discussing a successful personal training session