tomorrow only knows

I fell asleep during the Rockies game earlier (I know, I’m a horrible fan, but I’ve...

Oct 2nd

One of the Rockies announcer guys just...

It was really funny.

Oct 1st

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I just successfully ordered NHL Center Ice (the dude earlier didn’t help but Regina pulled...

Oct 1st

siristar: Building upon the tremendous success of cable’s...

Oct 1st

If Paul from Comcast cannot add Center...

WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT??????

Oct 1st

What the hell is this?

Oct 1st

This is so, so beautiful.

Oct 1st

Glee references Cool Runnings and makes...

So fantastic.

Oct 1st

Mathematically eliminated

Oct 1st

Mathematically eliminated

Oct 1st

Glee just made a reference to Cool...

I don’t think I could like this show any more than I do.

Oct 1st

The Florida Marlins are my new BFF.

Oct 1st

I have written half of my memo.

It’s not due until Tuesday. I was an English major in undergrad, so I’ve written my fair...

Sep 30th

adamiss: heyitsnoah: Wow, this was the first page of the...

Sep 30th

Spending the day working on my legal...

May have to go to the library because Eli is driving me crazy. He tried to run away this morning....

Sep 30th

I'm all fired up from that Rockies win...

I really need to go to bed (8am class tomorrow) but I’m wide awake. Off to Hulu I go …

Sep 30th

YAY!

Iannetta! We won! Yay!

Sep 30th

Huston Street.

What. The. HELL. Was. That.

Sep 30th

Umm, but we should probably try and win too, ok Rockies?...

Sep 30th

Come on guys …

Sep 30th

For the next couple days I am a diehard Florida Marlins fan....

Sep 29th

Um, it's 5:30?

I guess I’m not taking a nap today. I need to do my homework. At least there’s nothing...

Sep 29th

itsalwayssunny: (Submitted by Nicolas)

Sep 29th

Ughhhh Comcast.

Why are you so stupid?

Sep 29th

I have a bruise on my arm that is shaped like the Nike...

Sep 29th

illustratedexample: NFL.com has live comments on their game...

Sep 29th

itsalwayssunny: Dennis: You know, Dee, I didn’t want to say...

Sep 29th

illustratedexample: What Matt-T, you thought I wouldn’t come...

Sep 29th

A better picture of Clint Barmes from yesterday. Is it just...

Sep 29th

Lesbian Robin and Mustache Marshall

I love this show.

Sep 29th

I had my first "I have no idea what is...

One of the cases is just totally, completely over my head. I don’t know who is who, what they...

Sep 28th

Eli has the crazy eyes. I think he’s still mad I took...

Sep 28th

So Barmes’ catch yesterday resulting in the...

Sep 28th

T.J. Oshie almost gets left behind on the...

Sep 28th

NHL Preseason Power Rankings

Sep 28th

I really need to invest in DVR ...

Now that fall TV is in full swing it is very hard to keep track of everything. I don’t have...

Sep 28th

When are they going to put the new...

I’m tired of trying to find non sketchy websites that are streaming them … grrrr...

Sep 28th

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Sep 28th

itsalwayssunny: Charlie: Here’s a confession: I’m in love...

Sep 28th

St. Louis Blues in Sweden

Sep 27th

Remember when the Rockies took 2 out of...

Yeah, that was fun. Great series guys. Now if the Braves could just calm the hell down …...

Sep 27th

Whoa there, rain.

Sep 26th

Listen

itsalwayssunny: Dee: Thanks for driving. Hitchhiker: I really appreciate the ride. Dee: Yeah. So...

Sep 26th

My apartment* is so clean

*Technically, my living room and kitchen are so clean … I still need to do the bathroom and...

Sep 26th

Today I Will:

clean bathroom clean kitchen clean Eli’s room find somewhere to put my shoes organize...

Sep 26th

This is Eli. Eli apparently crawled inside my dresser drawer...

Sep 26th

mattgorman: This was in the back of my mind when I when I...

Sep 26th

Watch

Bird Law in this country is not governed by reason.

Sep 26th

ROCKIES WIN!!!

YORVIT!!!!

Sep 26th

itsalwayssunny: rackattack: Dee: I can’t believe you’ve...

Sep 26th

Tulo needs a haircut.

He looks like a hobo.

Sep 26th

I just spent 99 cents on this freaking...

I’m nervous. I really want my boys to make the playoffs …

Sep 26th

This is Peyton, my friend’s bulldog. My first MMS on...

Sep 25th

Watch

soupsoup: Matt Damon flips out on Adrien Grenier I love this. (It’s totally a joke btw, Ryan...

Sep 25th

itsalwayssunny: Dennis: We’re gonna follow our victim, and...

Sep 25th

“I have a terrific kid at Oak Grove Elementary!”
— A bumper sticker I saw this...

Sep 25th

I seem to have lost my appetite?

Over the past week or so (probably more like the past 5 days) I have had little to no appetite....

Sep 25th

I get really confused when this happens.

Sep 25th

I found where Eli has been hoarding his toys. 6 of them...

Sep 24th

I forgot about the terrifying experience...

I woke up last night to people talking in my living room. Um, what? Then I noticed the flickering...

Sep 24th

Peter Forsberg pulls a Brett Favre ... kind...

Sep 24th

Omg Rockies ...

Don’t make me come to Denver and beat you guys up. Get it together!

Sep 24th

There’s a dog outside playing fetch and Eli wants to play along. He keeps running back and...

Sep 23rd

Eli looks pissed in this photo, probably because I just drew...

Sep 23rd

GPOYW - The “I’m having such a hard time...

Sep 23rd

I think I just broke Hulu ...

I’m trying to watch last night’s episode of Greek (shut up) and the Flash player crashed...

Sep 23rd

I have 22 pages of typed Torts notes...

That’s a lot, right? I still have to type the notes from my other 3 classes … Contracts...

Sep 22nd

WOOOOO

illustratedexample: Just got an email saying I’ve got the opportunity to buy NLDS tickets! I was...

Sep 21st

Whenever Eli is quiet for an unusually...

There is a 75% chance he is playing with his water fountain. Like he is now. Making a huge mess. I...

Sep 21st

I’ve done all my Civil Procedure work for the week (granted one class is cancelled but...

Sep 20th

Good job today, Rockies.

Two weeks left. Let’s not blow this. I mean, I believe in you guys obviously, but you are kind...

Sep 20th

itsalwayssunny: barnumyay: Charlie: You’re getting hung...

Sep 20th

Watching a thunderstorm roll in ...

I’ve had a glorious day of doing pretty much nothing. Did a little bit of studying and a...

Sep 19th

This is the little jerk who woke me up this morning …...

Sep 19th

Ugh, Eli ...

It’s 8:30 am … Why do I have to wake up now? You can be so annoying.

Sep 19th

Here’s an idea … stop being an asshole,...

Sep 19th

why why why why why why why

Why?

Sep 19th

Totally just realized tomorrow is Saturday! I can sleep in as long as I want!* Hoping for at least a...

Sep 19th

I feel like I have to finish this movie...

I keep watching because I hope Twilight girl falls off a cliff or something. But I doubt...

Sep 19th

In case you were wondering ...

The frozen CPK white pizza is delicious. I could totally eat the whole thing but I’m trying to...

Sep 19th

Sum: Forty Tales from the Afterlives This book is...

Sep 18th

Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences

Sep 18th

LOOK HOW LITTLE ELI WAS. He was the cutest kitten ever. Now...

Sep 18th

This cartoon that comes on after Always...

But they are replaying the new episode after this so I’m watching it. The new episode is SO...

Sep 18th

Always Sunny Premiere!

Sep 18th

Seriously, CNN? (In case you were wondering, the answer is...

Sep 18th

Sometimes I hate Mountain Time

mattgorman: I have to wait until 11 to watch the premiere of It’s Always Sunny… Logically you would...

Sep 17th

Trying to decide whether I am more hungry or more icky feeling … my stomach hurts so I’m...

Sep 17th

itsalwayssunny: Charlie: First of all, I think I could be a...

Sep 17th

What you can’t see here is that Eli is sitting ON my...

Sep 17th

Arghhh

My neck really hurts. It’s nothing more than a combination of the fact that my pillows suck...

Sep 17th

My law school is better than your law...

Why? Well in addition to my hilarious contracts professor, my legal writing professor posted our...

Sep 16th

Just read a series of 5 emails my...

Funniest emails I have received EVER. I won’t share them because they don’t make any...

Sep 16th

HOCKEY!

Sep 16th

Dan Brown's Lost Symbol - The Live Reading

Sep 15th

I feel like I should be doing something...

I finished all my homework really early (even worked ahead in contracts because I have it 3 days in...

Sep 15th

Eli found a good spot to hang out… Next to my law...

Sep 13th

FSU game! The marching band made me very nostalgic…

Sep 13th

going to the fsu game today ...

I’ve only been to one college football game before. I don’t really care about college...

Sep 12th

“Eight Septembers have come and gone. Nearly 3,000 days have...”
— President Barack Obama (via)...

Sep 11th

In contracts class today we were talking...

My Professor: So say, for example, you make a contract with someone that you will buy/sell/do ____...

Sep 11th

Hey boys. Remember last time when we were in this position...

Sep 11th

Remember when I freaked out earlier? Well, I’m still a little angry, but not as livid as I was...

Sep 11th

I haven't been this pissed at someone in...

Guys suck. Even when you think you find one that isn’t an asshole … just wait, he really...

Sep 10th

I registered for the chance to buy...

You know, just in case they are playing in Game 6 or 7 of the NLCS when I am in town in October. I...

Sep 10th

mattgorman: Or this one, Fuckyeahskylines. Or...

Sep 10th

Ellen DeGeneres joins 'American Idol' as...

Sep 10th

Dinner: Impossible is the dumbest show...

Who cares if this dude can put together a meal/event/whatever in 6 hours? So stupid. But...

Sep 10th

I have to admit ...

I really didn’t understand the whole “genius mix” thing when they announced it at...

Sep 9th

The case I'm reading (it's from 1996) is...

The “internet” is apparently a global “communication” “network”...

Sep 9th

I lied before, I’m getting one of these.

Sep 9th

Yes, this is what I was hoping for. I’m ordering a 2GB...

Sep 9th

Just release the new iPods already! Jeez …

Sep 9th

BRAD. FUCKING. LIDGE.

illustratedexample: hammerito: johnwilkestooth: hammerito: YOU’RE STILL ON THE HOOK. OH. MY....

Sep 9th

mattgorman: “Oh look, I think he’s dead. How cute” Ha,...

Sep 9th

barelysarcasm: synecdoche: giddyographer: SO GOOGLE...

Sep 9th

Things I assume when you don't answer my...

You hate me. You really hate me and will never talk to me again. I did something to make you...

Sep 9th

I don’t really know why but this cracked me up. John...

Sep 8th

Bahhh one more case to read. It’s apparently about an adult board game (uhh, ok…) so...

Sep 8th

Ok seriously ...

I’m watching this episode on Chile and then sitting down to do my Contracts homework....

Sep 7th

I have a few hours of homework to do ...

But I’m really really tired for some reason. So I think I’m going to watch the Anthony...

Sep 7th

biteofpythias: scottfriday: welcome to south...

Sep 7th

Turtle thought to be extinct spotted in Myanmar It could be...

Sep 7th

Shawn: Technology is way overrated. Gus: That’s interesting, just yesterday you told me...

Sep 7th

I spent the last hour having a crazy, irrational, emotional outburst. I have no idea where it came...

Sep 6th

La la la ...

Today I: woke up early because I can’t sleep past 9am anymore went to the pool but had to...

Sep 5th

Went to bed with a headache, woke up with a headache. I hope it goes away soon or it’s really...

Sep 5th

danhacker: The first official one-sheet poster for Wes...

Sep 4th

itsalwayssunny: Charlie: Cream always rises to the top. And...

Sep 4th

Dear Rockies:

If you do not get it together, we are breaking up. You have been warned.

Sep 3rd

Frog or toad found in Pepsi can, FDA says

Sep 3rd

Ahhh ...

Done with my homework (I had to read a case about Shirley MacLaine being a bitch, that was...

Sep 3rd

GPOYW - Trying to do homework. Eli is sitting on my books....

Sep 2nd

Watch

happycap: Whenever I see Eli’s NFL Play 60 / NFLRush.com spot I think of this, Peyton’s SNL United...

Sep 2nd

This is an ad Petsmart emailed me … not sure why, but...

Sep 2nd

It’s 9:30 and I haven’t eaten dinner yet. I’m not really hungry, but I should...

Sep 2nd

I was reading for Civil Procedure and...

Sep 1st

It’s cloudy outside and I am so sleepy … I’m trying very hard not to fall asleep...

Sep 1st