tomorrow only knows

itsalwayssunny:

Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!
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Hello. Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making TOO MUCH NOISE all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furnitures? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid. There is! Kitten Mittons! Finally there’s an elegant, comfortable mitten for cats! I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one legged? Is your cat fat, skinny or an in between? That doesn’t matter ‘cuz one size fits all! Kitten Mittons, you’ll be smitten. So come on down to Patty’s Pub. We’re the home of the original Kitten Mittons. Meee-owww!

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illustratedexample:

sunday:

KITTEN MITTONS

I won’t be doing anything today besides watching this .gif

I never post these animated things because they are annoying but …

KITTEN MITTENS!!!

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danhacker:

It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - A Very Sunny Christmas

Everyone, I think we have a new Christmas special classic on our hands.

I have a very strict “nothing Christmas until after Thanksgiving” rule (one exception: Starbucks holiday drinks are allowed), but I am buying this when it comes out Nov. 17th and watching it over and over and over again …

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Firefox add-on puts "dislike" option on Facebook posts

markyb:

cvxn:

Other people have to install it to be able to see it, so get on it, everybody!

Sweet

That’s stupid.

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acewepeel:

sharpytoe:

Friends helping friends

Fake

What are those things in the background? Turtles? Or ducks? I think they’re turtles … why are there so many turtles?

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The first minute of this episode of Always Sunny is the best minute of television programming ever.

EVER.

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I just saw a commercial for a WINDOWS phone?!

Hahahaha what is that? Hahahaha … that totally must have been a joke, no one would buy a WINDOWS phone. So funny.

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OKAY I DELETED THAT POST BECAUSE I HATE "REBLOG" POSTS

mattgorman:

hammerito:

But I hate Catcher in the Rye with the fire of 10,000 suns.

“Ohhh I’m so saaaaad goddamn it Jiminy Cricket damn hell. I just want to get a hooker to show you the full range of my angst.” Hey, Holden? Go fuck yourself.

If Holden Caufield were a real person, I’d give him a wedgie, dunk his head in a toilet, and poop in his shoes.

I agree, I never really got the appeal of that book. Although it still changed my life. Without reading it, I never would have been able to say “Catcher in the Rye sucks.”

I’ve never read Catcher in the Rye. And I’m ok with that.

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Apple ouvre son premier Apple Store français à Paris le samedi 7 novembre

The first Apple Store in France is opening on Saturday … I wonder how they are going to get French people to be nice to customers? Definitely going to have to go there next summer.

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Just throwing it out there ...

I will pay someone $1 million to destroy all copies of that freaking Black Eyed Peas song. Oh. My. God. Will. It. Ever. End.